laughcentre:

watching people prove did-yuo-kno wrong

iheartchaos:

Evidence of the zombie uprising or something else?

As it turns out, the guy who was shot in Miami while he was naked and eating another man’s face off was tripping balls on some sort of new high powered LSD. But all of these? What’s going on here?

Full sized pic

used-to-be-alright:

Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT

(Source: you-are-an-airplane)

seenewperspectives:

wanted to get this shirt yesterday at fanime.

Now I’m sad I didn’t :(

threepac:

WHERE IS MY DRINK?

MY DIET DR. KELP?

DON’T TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY DRINK

usurperkingzant:

zomgodzilla:

“Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink.”

^^^ b l e s s

(Source: misterdecay)

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.